Bill Cinton Joke

"When Clinton was sworn in, the house dept kept a new cook. Somehow his cooking did not match Clintons taste. One day he threw a lunch for a visiting dignatory. After having a few bites Clinton felt rumblings in his stomach. He excused himself and rushed towards his study clutching his tummy and fell flat on the sofa. Hearing the noise , Monica Lewinsky came to the study and asked , " How can I help you , Mr President ". Bill Clinton now in extreme pain said with great difficulty in almost a whisper ,"Sack the cook ". Rest is all history." - as told by Brij Mohan C via friend Sam on Facebook lol

Political Fears Quote

"If Im ever rich, I intend to open up a restaurant called The Scarecrow. In it, all dishes will be named after various political distractors designed to scare and shepherd the American public. So if anyone is interested, you may preorder an ISIS bbq steak with a side of Ebola fries and any Benghazi can of soda for just $5.99." - Friend Sam T. via Facebook